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Dish soap a miracle worker? You decide



             Jell-O. Kleenex. Onesies.                                          mere nano-second for showers and  spoons  of  Dawn  and  one  quart  of
             Popsicle. Q-Tips. Sharpie.                                         bathtubs to become filthy. And the  water in a spray bottle, then shake
             We  might  not  realize  it,  but  we                              more time between scrubs, the more  well. While you might see a film on
          use  proprietary  eponyms—when  a                                     difficult tiles and tubs are to clean.  your plants, experts insist it won’t
          brand name becomes synonymous                                         But  here’s  the  hack:  Microwave  harm  the  plants—just  the  insects.
          with a particular item—all the time.                                  equal parts Dawn and vinegar, pour  The soapy water is thought to wash
          It doesn’t seem to happen so much                                     the mixture into a spray bottle, and  away a bug’s protective coating, so
          anymore—then again, we hear Just                                      then spray on the surfaces. They say  the pest dries out and dies. Once the
          google it a lot these days.                                           you’ll never go back to conventional  soapy water has dried, it no longer
             Grocery  store  shelves,  however,  do  is  apply  Dawn  to  the  gum  and  products again.          has any effect on garden pests and
          are  full  of  products  that  have  at-  then wait for it to start breaking the                        should then be rinsed off the plant.
          tained  the  kind  of  cult-like  status  piece  down.  Full  disclosure:  I’ve  Banish paint stains
          that  makes  marketing  executives  never tried this—thank goodness, I  Man,  I  wish  I  had  known  this  Stubborn stain removal
          weak in the knees.                 haven’t  had  to.  But  rest  assured,  back when my husband and I were  Kids come home with the darnd-
              Which brings us to a famously  should my daughter (or I) find our-  painting  our  children’s  rooms  sev-  est stains. And sometimes, we adults
          blue  product  launched  in  1973  selves  with  this  particular  conun-  eral years ago. We tried mightily not  are no better (hello, red wine!). Once
          called Dawn. Maybe you’ve heard of  drum on our hands, I’ll be desperate  to  get  paint  on  our  hands,  but  again, Dawn, they say, can save the
          it.  The  dish  soap  has  launched  a  enough to give this remedy a try.  mishaps of this kind are an unfortu-  day. Applying the dish soap directly
          thousand lists for an endless array                                   nate inevitability. And as you proba-  on the stain and then scrubbing with
          of uses.                           Moldable Ice Pack                  bly know, removing paint from your  a toothbrush, prior to laundering as
             Think  I’m  overreacting?  Just    Make  a  moldable  ice  pack  that  hands can be a pain in the you-know-  usual is all it takes. I haven’t tried
          google it.                         doesn’t completely freeze by simply  what. But evidently, it’s not when you  this one, either, but I wholeheartedly
             This column was not sponsored   mixing equal parts Dawn and water.  wash your skin with Dawn.        plan to the next time I run out of my
          by Procter & Gamble, Dawn’s parent  Then put the solution in a Ziploc bag                               usual stain remover.
          company;  I  promise.  This  column  and stick it in the freezer. I haven’t  Garden protection
          was, however, inspired by the whop-  tried this one, either, but I figure it’s  They say that Dawn even works  Courtney Conover is wife, mom,
          ping  variety  of  ways  consumers  worth a shot. (I would double my Zi-  as  a  spray  for  killing  bugs.  Who  yoga instructor, and Chicken Soup
          claim that Dawn has saved the day—  plocs, though, just in case.)     knew?  To  protect  your  garden’s  for  the  Soul  contributor  who  has
          some of which I’m not sure I believe.                                 fruits  and  vegetables,  put  two  tea-  called Wayne home since 1995.
          You  be  the  judge.  All  I  know  is,  Make Spectacles
          spring is on the horizon and the act
          of deep cleaning may find its way on  Spectacular
          many of our to-do lists.              For this problem, Dawn works in
             Aside from its most popular job  two  unique  ways.  First,  you  can
          of dishwashing, Dawn has also been  clean  your  glasses  by  rubbing  a
          highly touted for its grease-removal  small  dab  of  soap  onto  the  lenses
          capabilities: Remember how Dawn    and then wiping it off with a soft, dry
          cleaned up the cute little ducks who  cloth—which I totally stand by; I’ve
          fell victim to the Exxon Valdez and  done this. It works! The second perk
          Deepwater Horizon oil spills many  of this tip is that the invisible film
          years ago?                         created by Dawn will apparently pre-
             But wait, there’s more. Like, a lot  vent your eyeglasses from fogging up
          more:                              in the future.
          Remove Gum from Hair               Showers and tubs
             It’s been said that all one has to  We all know it seemingly takes a
























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